Bobby Bowden died and went to heaven (yes, heaven), as he's
walking around, he comes upon a large mansion of white marble. It's draped with blue bunting, there's lion prints going up the front stairs, Fight on State is blasting from speakers, and there's a Nittany Lion statue out front in the fountain. Coach Bowden goes and finds God and says, "You know, I have more victories than JoePa, why does he get the fancy house?" God says, "Paterno? That's MY house!"
