I Hate Your Team

It's the first day of school for a Colombus Ohio first grade class. The teacher walks in and says "Good morning children. My name is Ms. Scarlett Grey and I'm a proud Ohio State Buckeye! How many of you want to be Buckeyes too"? The little kids, not really sure what a Buckeye was, but wanting to please their teacher, all shot their little hands into the air. All except one little girl, little Sally. Ms. Grey said "Sally, don't you want to be a Buckeye"? Little Sally said "No! I'm a Penn State Nittany Lion"! "Why on earth would you want to be that"? asked the teacher. "Well, my Mommy's a Nittany Lion and my Daddy's a Nittany Lion, so I'm one too", Sally said. The teacher, annoyed now, said "If your mother was a moron and you father was a moron, then what would you be?" The little girl replied, "Why, then I'd be a Buckeye".


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